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suit porn - sherlock by jigenbakudan suit porn - sherlock by jigenbakudan
i actually didn't mean to draw them into the popular pairings. i think my fangirl brain combined with the most aesthetic height distribution and just kind of made that happen??

anyway...

- mycroft get out your vest is ugly. also it is super obvious that you are checking out lestrade don’t even front.
- “sherlock do not start shit i swear to go—” ”DULL.”
- sebby baby this isn’t rocket science okay get your shit together you are making jim look bad JEEZ. yes that’s nice that you give zero fucks but seriously he is going to carve your face off with a fucking grapefruit spoon if you don’t tuck in your shirt.
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Summer18092 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015
Oh god i i this is just awesome
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IAmZBEST Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist
SUIT PORN WUT
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IAmThePhantom1993 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot

Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it's not a failure
'Cuz there's one thing she is not

To score a ten would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in a jacket and tie
That puppy in a double-breast

That '80s dude with mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute
Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman I can wear
They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
A girl with daddy issues

In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze

Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please

What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.

What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return you'd never grow old? Suits.

What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.

What if world peace
Were within your reach... Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.

Two... Three... Four! 

Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute

I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute

'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a... wait for it... 
Suit!
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gaby89229 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Shit my mom was in the room When I got a nosebleed.
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rababco Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Barney: suit up!
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DreamOfRain Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
I wish I was a man just so I could wear suits all the time and be testosterone-ly fabulous.
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shadowlurker22 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student General Artist
Aaaaaand there go my ovaries.
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Milarca Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Aw, John looks so cute and prim : ) Love Mycroft's vest - all of it really ^^ this is lovely : )
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kagomemorino Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love a man in a 3 peice suit.
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CrepuscularOwl Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
I really like this.
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:iconschleichgirl:
SchleichGirl Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG I love this so much xO
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:iconcallendra:
Callendra Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
Absolutely love it. Mycroft is the classier here for me. They are all really well designed, their suits and postures according to their characters. May I borrow it for my Youtube channel?
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imadeadpyromaniac Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Oh my god this is beautiful.
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churchluvr13 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student Interface Designer
suit porn is the best kind of porn :)

great job!
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KrisKenshin Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
All of them look delicious in their porn, John looks particularly hot in his white vest :heart: SEXY! *nuf*
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mrsweasel Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I think I like your description even more than I like the picture, lol
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HadenXCharm Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Student General Artist
Moriarty's working it. ^-^
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Arahiriel Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Professional General Artist
SEDUCTIVE!!! :drool: Thanks so much for that!
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clearsky1997 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I'm in love with this piece they all look so sexy but can I ask who Is Seb? When is he mentioned? Or shown for that matter.
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Leonidas098 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
GRAPEFRUIT SPOON. BRB, DYING XD
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Neckomewmew Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh damn. O.O
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iDance Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Haha but I love Mycroft's vest (:
The bit about Seb and Jim just about killed me XD This is awesome.
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iamtysha Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:icondroolplz:
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dafirefrog Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012
Ah, sweet! I love a man in a suit (and one half out of one, too!)
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CandyCoatedLSD Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Gorgeous! :D
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Seiria23 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Yeahh, totaly clicked on this 'cuz of the title...don't I feel creepy now. But, Oh Maker, It's awesome!
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rinkashi384 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012
By the way right now is the deskop wallpaper on my PC-i absolutly love it!
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rinkashi384 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012
The drawing is absoutly great,it goes Mycroft,Lestrade,Jhon,Sherlock,Moryaty...but hwo's the last guy?
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dbzgirl17 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's Sebastian Moran, the other half of the pairing MorMor(Moriarty+Moran)
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rinkashi384 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012
Sorry for not recognize him,my bad,anyway it very beatiful and i absolutly love the style of the drawing.:)
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nieded Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty much in love with Mycroft's outfit It's so... gauche and yet because it's Mycroft it's ~understated~. It does things to me.
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Whistlingwinds Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012
These characters were written by a Sir, so of course they dress like one!
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frozen-lightning Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012   General Artist
Fucking SHIT Jim is such a hot piece of ass I can't even do this
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SaskatchewanStardust Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012
drooling everywhere
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halfmydadsage Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012
WOW!
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AskYumichika Featured By Owner May 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
This is awesome!!
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:iconnerisiren:
NeriSiren Featured By Owner May 23, 2012
Westwood! =D
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phanpiggy Featured By Owner May 21, 2012
Moriarty looks angry... Is it because he's the shortest in the group? Napoleon Complex!
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BranMawr Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sherlock in a tartan waistcoat was inspired. I'm betting it's this one, [link] am I right? ;)
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NinjaToadsAteMyBaby Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
I love this. I love the way John and Sherlock are looking at each other like 'How the hell did Mycroft rope us into this?' And Greg's all like 'Mmmm Mycroft' and 'You know you want me. here I'll give you a better look' And Mycroft is just like '*sigh* The things I do for the Empire.' Then there's Moriarty with his 'No no no Sebby, you have to strike a pose like this!' and Moran's got to be thinking 'Come on Boss this is weird enough.' It's all wonderful and so expressive <3
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Mad-Hattie Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012
*Whistles* Awesome outfit choices! Everyone looks so suave and awesome. I love it.
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magpiegirl Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
sdgxfgchbjndfryguhjdfcvghbjmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm <3
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idle4ages Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
sjfkgvc,nlaOFlbsvx.v;dhgldfv,m <3 <3 <3
xoxo
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untitled102 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012
Oh my god. What is this. //SCREAMS

This is brilliant!!
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lolojames Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012
Amazing!
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Metamorphmakat Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
First off:
I make noises that aren't human EVERY time I look at this.
Second:
ASDFGHJKL;
Third:
Their pant are so tight. UNFFFFF
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darkphantom269 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012
This is beautiful, also, your description about Jim carving Seb's face off with a grapefruit spoon is hilarious.
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bitnotgood7437 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
This is fab :D Love the suits
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Zebraanimator Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
My reactions as I went from left to right:
Mycroft- Nice... lovely outfit design
Lestrade- Hmmmm.... N-ugh? What? Hm? Oh yes, fascinating... no! I wasn't drooling, it's Lestrade! Greg Lestrade
John- Oh my sweet dear, you look like a ten-year-old at his first wedding as the page boy.. :3
Sherlock- My eyes. HAVE. to be playing tricks on me.... they have to be...
Jim- Oh honey, no need for the tantrum: it was your fault you shot yourself so there's no point getting all hissy that Sherlock managed to survive although for a dead guy you do have an AMAZING taste in suits... <3
Sebastian- *HYPERVENTILATE* SEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEB *BREATHE* SEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEBSEB *PASSES OUT* Huh wuh...? Wha... just... so.... sexy.... You like, don't even appear in the show but... *Unintelligable sound*

Excuse my weirdness, I believe I have had too much orange juice and not enough sleep x
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HannahTheFright Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why does looking at Lestrade make me think I'm watching a strip tease? O.o And Lestrade is totally eyeing up Mycroft :P :heart:
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