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suit porn - sherlock by jigenbakudan suit porn - sherlock by jigenbakudan
i actually didn't mean to draw them into the popular pairings. i think my fangirl brain combined with the most aesthetic height distribution and just kind of made that happen??

anyway...

- mycroft get out your vest is ugly. also it is super obvious that you are checking out lestrade don’t even front.
- “sherlock do not start shit i swear to go—” ”DULL.”
- sebby baby this isn’t rocket science okay get your shit together you are making jim look bad JEEZ. yes that’s nice that you give zero fucks but seriously he is going to carve your face off with a fucking grapefruit spoon if you don’t tuck in your shirt.
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IAmZBEST Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist
SUIT PORN WUT
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IAmThePhantom1993 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot

Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it's not a failure
'Cuz there's one thing she is not

To score a ten would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in a jacket and tie
That puppy in a double-breast

That '80s dude with mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute
Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman I can wear
They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
A girl with daddy issues

In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze

Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please

What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.

What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return you'd never grow old? Suits.

What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.

What if world peace
Were within your reach... Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.

Two... Three... Four! 

Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute

I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute

'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a... wait for it... 
Suit!
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gaby89229 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Shit my mom was in the room When I got a nosebleed.
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rababco Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Barney: suit up!
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DreamOfRain Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
I wish I was a man just so I could wear suits all the time and be testosterone-ly fabulous.
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shadowlurker22 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student General Artist
Aaaaaand there go my ovaries.
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Milarca Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Aw, John looks so cute and prim : ) Love Mycroft's vest - all of it really ^^ this is lovely : )
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kagomemorino Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love a man in a 3 peice suit.
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CrepuscularOwl Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
I really like this.
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SchleichGirl Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG I love this so much xO
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