suit porn - sherlock

i actually didn't mean to draw them into the popular pairings. i think my fangirl brain combined with the most aesthetic height distribution and just kind of made that happen??

anyway...

- mycroft get out your vest is ugly. also it is super obvious that you are checking out lestrade don’t even front.
- “sherlock do not start shit i swear to go—” ”DULL.”
- sebby baby this isn’t rocket science okay get your shit together you are making jim look bad JEEZ. yes that’s nice that you give zero fucks but seriously he is going to carve your face off with a fucking grapefruit spoon if you don’t tuck in your shirt.